My daughter Melissa found a rubber turtle at the park the other day. It is orange and green. It squeaks and is loud like a quacking duck. She brought it home, bathed it and christened it Turtle. It was introduced to all the toys. We brought it to the park and the beach. It squeaks all the time. All the time. When Melissa is angry, Mr. Turtle has an opinion. I liked Melissa’s pet rock Horace much better.